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20 Hilarious Dog Profiles That Are Eerily Accurate

Rachel Jenkins October 5, 2017 October 5th, 2017

We all know every dog is different, from breed to personality. But have you ever REALLY thought about the personalities of dogs? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Like, Broderick, a sax player, who likes to wear driving gloves. Or sweet 83-year-old Darlene who still writes $12 checks… But don’t forget about Christian mom, Sheryl, with 5 kids who is always judging you. Want more? Scroll below to see all the hilarious and insightful dog personality profiles.

1.

And he’s still too cool for you.

2. 

Yes, she is judging you.

3.

Poor, poor Phil.

4. 

She also forgets your name.

5. 

Likes to overemphasis the ‘k’ in his name.

6. 

All he wears is plaid.

7. 

Still lives with his parents.

8. 

Always has a glass of wine in her hand.

9. 

Is an expert at guilt trips.

10. 

Never takes off his favorite bands hoodie.

11. 

Constantly reliving his high school glory days.

12. 

Thinks your shoes are tacky.

13. 

She has her eye on you.

14. 

Still dresses like it’s 1999.

15. 

Always gives unnecessary hugs.

16. 

Really feels connected to the earth.

17. 

She only wears designer clothes.

18. 

Listens to “old school” jazz, and nothing else.

19.

She makes sure everyone knows she went to Coachella.

20. 

Always overstays his welcome.

 

All photos via: cheezburger